Song: Between the Sheets
Artist: Isley Brothers
Album: Between the Sheets

Mindy: What’s wrong?
Homer: Oh, yeah, like you don’t know. [weeping] We’re gonna have sex!
Mindy: Oh…well, we don’t have to.
Homer: [sad] Yes we do! The cookie told me so.
Mindy: Well…desserts aren’t always right.
Homer: But they’re so sweet!

(I <3 The Simpsons)